MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

HI everyone you have to listen to this. It's so funny! Well MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

FELIZ NAVIDAD Y FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!!

FELIZ NAVIDAD Y FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!!

I just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

~Sandy~
Pablo Picasso - "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

My Flood Myth

Hi everyone,
Here is my flood myth I had to write for Folklore class. I hope you like it. bye ttyl

 

Three hundred years after humans were created by Luna, the humans angered Luna the Goddess of the Moon. Luna was enraged with the humans because they had become spiteful creatures, acting like soul-less entities.  The humans were murdering each other, cheating, stealing and destroying everything around them. They were also being disrespectful to the great goddess Luna.  

 

The White-Haired Goddess Luna concluded that the humans need to be taught a lesson. She had sway over waters, thanks to the Water God being her uncle. These humans had a dirty soul so water would be the perfect cleanser.

 

Luna went to her uncle beneath the ocean, explaining how the humans were behaving. His eyes became cloudy and dark; a storm seemed to be brewing inside them. He told his favorite niece that the humans' behavior was unacceptable and that they need to be destroyed.

 

The Soft-Eyed Goddess Luna was unable to persuade her uncle to hold back the great disaster he was planning. Luna knew she would have to warn the humans. She found the one human family that still honored her.

 

Luna told Juan to build an ark, and to take one male and one female of every animal. Juan listened to Luna and thanked her for warning him about the flood. As Juan built this ark the people in his town laughed at him and told him he was idiotic for building an ark, it would never rain that much. Juan told them that Luna the great Goddess of the Moon warned him about a flood and when they didn't listen to him, he just disregarded them.

 

Once the ark was built Luna the great Goddess of the Moon told Juan tomorrow he would see all the animals coming to his ark and he was to lead them into the ark. Once he finished that he would bring his family, then once his family was safe Luna's uncle would send the flood. Juan did everything just as Luna said to. Just like Luna said as soon as Juan, his family and the animals where all in the ark it began to pour. It rained for one hundred days. Luna told Juan that tomorrow the rain would stop, but he would have to wait a week for all the water to drain. After a week that water was gone just like the great Goddess of the Moon said it would be.

 

Once Juan and all his family got out of the ark they thanked the White-Haired Goddess Luna for keeping them safe and for saving them. Juan and his family repopulated the world, because White-Haired Goddess Luna blessed them. The great Goddess of the Moon blessed Juan and his family because they never forgot her, and they were not spiteful and acting like soul-less entities as sin the humans her uncle had killed with the flood.

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Entonces Jesús le dijo:
De cierto te digo que hoy estaras conmigo en el paraíso    
-|- Lucas 23:43 -|-
~Sandy~
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach  - "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

You should look at these stories I found

HI everyone,
You should read these stories.

Woman abandoned in Fairfax as a baby finds her rescuers

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/16/AR2009121604240.html?g=0

Monument lifted from Cleopatra's underwater city

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ml_egypt_sunken_treasures

Faith the Dog inspires with two legs

http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/first-person-faith-the-dog-inspires-with-two-legs-17174061

Okay so now that you've read them aren't these stories amazing?!
Well I have to go back to homework so I'll talk to y'all later bye.
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Entonces Jesús le dijo:
De cierto te digo que hoy estaras conmigo en el paraíso    
-|- Lucas 23:43 -|-
~Sandy~
Mike Ditka  - "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."

Need a laugh? look here

abstain

The adorable kitten just could not abstain from eating all of the mouth-watering Pringles.

LOL I got this from a teacher who sent this to me. LOL. if you want to see more click here. ttyl bye!
~Sandy

Take a look.

Okay so I was still on that blog that I gave you the link too, anyway I found this website from that other blog. It's mostly for us girls, but it's really good. So take a look.

Good Point

Hiya,
Well folks I've been reading "Do Hard Things" by Alex & Brett Harris, which is amazing!! I'd have to say a lot of teens should read this book! They have a website too click here to visit it. Just have fun looking at everything, but watch this video. It makes you think about how much time you spend on things you really shouldn't spend so much time on. So enjoy and I'm going to go do my homework so I'll talk to ya'll later, bye
~Sandy


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Join the blog it's awesome!!

Back from my date

Hi everyone,
I'm back from my date with Josh. We went to the Hazzle Dazzle parade (or how ever you spell that) anywho it was okay. I wouldn't want to see it every year and I think I'm good for a few years. Josh got a hair cut, I'd put a pic up of him getting it but that would be mean so I won't. (Happy Josh?) Anyway we both where late for the date. When he showed up he scared my sis, by saying hi and putting his arm around her neck. She jumped like 2 feet. So we waited for the parade which seemed like forever to start. At the end my sis while we where leaving said "wait aren't you going to kiss him?" I said "do you want me to?" she then said "yes." So I gave Josh a kiss. Then she said "YAY I'm going to tell Kayla tommorrow!" LOL Becky your so silly sometimes. Anyway I had a good time with Josh. I'm going to go, so goodnight
~Sandy

Spanish unit 13 assignment!

Hi All,
Just thought I'd post my spanish fable, because it took me foreer to write. Well I hope you like it. P.S. I would have changed the Cuando tú mientes yo voy a hacer una parte pequeña de mi tela, ¿ok? but my spanish teacher told me to change it to that.

Había una vez una araña y una mosca.
La mosca seimpre mintió. Un día la mosca  estaba con las amigas, cuando se encontró la araña. Despues de salir las amigas de mosca. La araña dijo "¿Por que seimpre mientes?" La mosca dijo "¡Yo no miento, nunca!" La araña dijo "¿Ves? ya mentiste. Cuando tú mientes yo voy a hacer una parte pequeña de mi tela, ¿ok? Si  completo mi tela, yo te como." La mosea dijo "De acuerdo." La mosea nunca dijo la verdad, entonces la araña comió a la mosca. Porque la mosca se portó mal. 

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Entonces Jesús le dijo:
De cierto te digo que hoy estaras conmigo en el paraíso    
-|- Lucas 23:43 -|-
~Sandy~
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Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach  - "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

El Club De Libros

Hi everyone,
Here is a power point I made for spanish class, I hope you enjoy it! =)
~Sandy
El Club De Libros

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Pegasus The Flying Horse

Hi ya'll,
Check out this power point I made last year.

Pegasus The Flying Horse

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Creation Myths

HI all, you should check out this SlideShare Presentation:

Creation Myths

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For those of you who wanted to see my essay here it is

Hi all,
For all of you who wanted to read my essay here it is. Enjoy and make comments if you want too.
~Sandy~

Unit 12 Assignment By Sandra Cash

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I'm back!

HI All,
I just got back from my piano recital! It was fun as always. I messed up a lil but hey my first song is hard especially just to jump into it like I did. I wanted to get there early so I could warm up but that didn't happen but hey I did my best. Well I'm off to write an essay so ttyl!
~Sandy~
Samuel Goldwyn  - "I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."

Well I this works...

Hi everyone,
this link is just me playing The Entertainer & Go, Tell It On The Mountain. So just listen to it and I hope you enjoy it. Oh btw don't mind the lil guy laughing in it. =) Well I'm going to go. Oh and you have to down load it from this then click on the download now with file factory. Then a window should appear asking you what you want to do just click on open with windows Media Player to listen to it.

the doctor, the old man and the moped

HI all,

So I got this joke and it's pretty funny, so I thought I'd share it all with ya. So enjoy and laugh. =)

~Sandy

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A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

 

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up head of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!  Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."

Ted Turner  - "Sports is like a war without the killing."

Okay don't laugh now

Hi everyone,
So I'm going to do any essay on Santa saying Happy thanksgiving instead of Merry Christmas, and well guess what? No laughing now at me, but I wrote Santa at http://www.northpole.com/ asking him why he said Happy thanksgiving at the Macy's parader instead of Merry Christmas. I can't wait to write this essay. I'm going to be writing it tomorrow. Wish me luck on it. Goodnite' everone
~Sandy~

I need help please!

Hi all,
This week seems like the worst week ever! I'm at that point where I just want to curl up in a ball and go to sleep and never wake up, you know what I mean. So anyway please just pray that I'll be able to get through this week. Thanks.
~Sandy~
Stephen Leacock - "I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

Rant again *sigh*

Hi everyone,
So I need a battery for my computer. I've called twice about this and both times I've gotten a charger. So right now as I'm typing this I'm talking to my imentor who's going to help me get a battery from tech. *Sigh* I want it so badly because I'm behind in school for this reason. We'll I'll let you go before I really start ranting!! ttyl
~Sandy

-- Pablo Picasso  - "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

Awesome!!

Okay so this was on my homepage and you should totally watch the videos because they are awesome!! I just wanted to share them so yeah ttyl.

Have you heard of Parkour? Don't miss the next Experience Series – Your Backstage Pass to the World!

Parkour—as seen in Bond films (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-FrdRDz7M )--is the art of overcoming obstacles as swiftly and efficiently as possible using only your body. The fundamentals include running, jumping, climbing and gymnastics.

Rafe Kelley is the lead instructor at Parkour Visions, a training facility that teaches the sport to new "traceurs" and builds their fitness through Parkour training. Skilled traceurs are often chosen as stunt actors to film action sequences in movies. http://www.youtube.com/user/TysonCecka#p/u/1/C5ecLCFdjlU

Parkour Visions also supports community projects that include the cleanup and building of public places, and teaching confidence-building Parkour to at-risk youth.

Parkour trainer Rafe Kelley

Tuesday, Dec. 15

Noon PT / 1:00pm MT / 2:00 pm CT

There will be video…Please encourage students to log on early!

On the date of the assembly (Dec. 15),

Homeroom - Minnesota

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach - "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

Becky's Rant

Hi everyone,
This is just to get Becky quite. Anywho we where making lunch waiting for the Turkey to thaw and I went into the kitchen and saw the dog take one of the pieces of bread that of course where Becky's. I for course scold Goldie and hit her snout so she knows she was a bad dog. Becky came in there and was all like "Goldie you've made me mad you know how I am when I'm mad" It was pretty funny but she doesn't think so. I'm going to go eat my lunch now so I'll ttyl bye
~Sandy
Ted Turner  - "Sports is like a war without the killing."

Rant

Hi everyone,
Well for starters it's snowing!! I'd put up a pic but I can't so no pic today sorry all. But anywho so I was loging in to Angel (my school web page thingy) and it was super super slow. I'm starting to wonder if Angel hates me or something....I want my battery to come today but sadly it won't come until Friday =(. So while I was waiting for Angel to load and everything I checked out CC's blog which Thanks CC for making me laugh. I have 4 essays to write *sigh* but with Angel being so slow it makes it hard for me to do my homework. Right now I'm not really liking bio because we are on Evolution and as I try to write about it I keep thinking "Dumb dumb dumb scientists this is not how we came to be! You really need to think instead of making stories up that sound good to you!" anywho before I really start to rant I'm going to go, so ttyl bye
~Sandy
Joan Crawford - "I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend."

Blue Whale Song Mystery Baffles Scientists

Okay so I was looking at my yahoo home page thingy and I found this article. I thought it was very interesting, so I've decided to share it with ya'll. So click on the link below. =)
Blue Whale Song Mystery Baffles Scientists

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YAHOO!!

Hi everyone,
I believe it was last week I applied to become an iTutor for my school. Well today I found out I have been one of the few students accept!! So I'm really excited about that. I can't wait!! Oh by the way I'm a math iTutor, because math is my best subject,and it was either that or english. English totally isn't my subject. So yeah well I'm going to so I can try to catch up in essays but I'll talk to ya'll later bye
~Sandy

Ogden Nash  - "The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat."